Deck the Halls

Why is it that nothing gets me through wrapping presents better than METAL?
I am not sure what it is about double bass drums, chung chunging rhythm, whaling notes hit at the speed of sound and men my age screaming but the combination transforms me into a wrapping machine.

This year I would especially like to thank Skeletonwitch and the Children for getting me kick started.

Hope you all have a Merry Metal-mas and Happy ringing ears

Above the Clouds

Myself lord and master
shall bring disaster to evil factors
demonic chapters shall be captured
by kings
Through the storms of days after
and to the earth from the sun
through triple darkness to blast ya
with a force that cant be compared
to any fire power
for its mind power shared
the brainwave causes vessels to circulate
like constellations reflect at night
off the lake
word to the father and mother earth
seeking everlasting life through this hell
for what its worth
look listen and observe
and watch another sea cycle
pullin my peeps to the curb
heed the words
its like ghetto style proverbs
the righteous man sacrifice
to get what they deserve
cannot afford to be confined to a cell
brainwaves swell
turning a desert to a well
experience be the best teacher
thoughts will spring like streetsweepers



-picuture by My loving girlfriend
-words by Guru

540 McSellout

I just saw an ad for some Mike McGill Skate shoes today. Normally when I see a child hood skate hero coming out with something new I'm pretty geeked that an ole' timmer is still getting paid. But there was something very peculiar about this advertisement that made me take special notice… This ad featured some corporate logos that I have never seen in skate mags before, it was so shocking I had to look at the cover of the rag to see if I was still flipping through the same publication. After a double take I realized this was no joke and that the father of Vert Skateboarding has joined with fellow Animal Chin Searcher Tony Hawk to push cheep ‘beginers’ product for the Evil Empire. No no you won’t see the bones brigade in pinstripes chillin with a Steinbrenner. The Evil Empire that Sam Walton built…


I am not sure whether to be embarrassed or outraged.. I mean this is worse than hearing Orlando Cepeda got caught with drugs again… Mr McGill if you needed the money why didn’t you just start another company like Gonz or Lance Mountain??? I mean Wal-Mart!.!.! WTF?!?!..

I hope they build a Sam’s Club in the scotched earth that used to be Del Mar. I guess Six Flags wasn’t wanting to pimp a 540 ride? What didn’t Ed Hardy want to put your old logo on a T-shirt? Let me guess 7-11 wasn’t buying the 540 Slurppie…

You sir Mike McGill are a 360 in my book that’s right just 1 twist landing Fakie!

Riz Pops the Cherry

Welcome to the Rants and Raves from the belly of Spring"Billy"
I am not sure what you expect here other than the ish that on my mind.