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Praise Hell Skatan
This may be the best attack ad on Powell Peralta.....
Well since this one......
I <3 Haters
My Posse's on Broadway
OG Knar Dogs
These guys are the reason I got into skateboarding. The Illest shredders on the Planet. Still Ripping.
Taco's?....
Being a lover of music and satire, I just cant help but to love this site:
here are just a few of the my favorite albums [no order] they have done up
Bikers... IDUNO...
I'm not sure if this dude is the Rodney Mullen or Simon Woodstock of Biking....
It's unlike anything I've seen on a bike thats for sure
When Mantis Attack!....
On my way to work today i was followed by a swarm of what looked to be Giant Praying Mantis.
They where everywhere! Attacking cars and pestering those waiting for the bus. I was terrified that they would carry me away to some martian mantis planet where I would have to duel for entertainment and get decapitated after copulation
It wasn't until I got up to 70mph on the highway that they finally left me alone..
wow what a day....
They where everywhere! Attacking cars and pestering those waiting for the bus. I was terrified that they would carry me away to some martian mantis planet where I would have to duel for entertainment and get decapitated after copulation
It wasn't until I got up to 70mph on the highway that they finally left me alone..
Not even on a B-day
Date: 2010-09-13
Course: Fun Acre
Notes:
- Gabbi's Sweet 17
- Tortoise killed but I slayed the toad
- 9 & 18 still up....
- Spotted another Geek keeping score on phone
- Fun Fun Time
Scorecard e-mailed from Mini Golfer
Course: Fun Acre
| Holes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 50 |
| T-rizzle | 3 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 53 |
| Gabbi | 2 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 67 |
Notes:
- Gabbi's Sweet 17
- Tortoise killed but I slayed the toad
- 9 & 18 still up....
- Spotted another Geek keeping score on phone
- Fun Fun Time
Scorecard e-mailed from Mini Golfer
12/21/2012
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow
And behold a pale pony, his name was Death, and hell followed him
Redifining my "is a douche" rules....
Now I don't always judge a book by its cover.... but there are certain outside appearances that let you know whats on the inside. Like a dark spot on a banana indicates bad spots. One just knows that Ed Hardy gear and tribal tattoos indicate a shallow narcissistic douche soul..
The 12lb bling watch is another good indicator that the wrist sporting it is contaminated by bro-ness
Same can be said about ambiguous plastic red cup, orange tan, shaved chests and meticulously groomed facial hair...
One Douche Rule that I thought would stand forever is "wears own band shirt to gig" rule.
That is until I see Kerry King and Tom Araya both wearing Slayer shirts to a gig on Jimmy Fallon.
What is the world coming to???.....
The 12lb bling watch is another good indicator that the wrist sporting it is contaminated by bro-ness
Same can be said about ambiguous plastic red cup, orange tan, shaved chests and meticulously groomed facial hair...
One Douche Rule that I thought would stand forever is "wears own band shirt to gig" rule.
That is until I see Kerry King and Tom Araya both wearing Slayer shirts to a gig on Jimmy Fallon.
What is the world coming to???.....
Off Day
Date: 2010-08-16
Course: Fun Acre
Notes:
- Rode bikes there
- Michael & Boyz were wore out from swimming all day [easy victory]
- dropped some new ish on 9 & 18
Scorecard e-mailed from Mini Golfer
Course: Fun Acre
| Holes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Par | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 2 | 50 |
| T-rizzle | 2 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 46 |
| Michael | 3 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 50 |
| Sam | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 55 |
| Wyatt | 4 | 4 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 58 |
Notes:
- Rode bikes there
- Michael & Boyz were wore out from swimming all day [easy victory]
- dropped some new ish on 9 & 18
Scorecard e-mailed from Mini Golfer
Whip it
I was feeling this flick from the very start... I mean Juno in a Zenith t-shirt.. Hell Yeah! At one time Zenith was one of the biggest factories in the Billy, then it move to Mexico, pre-NAFTA...[i digress] So its no big secret that I'm a huge Drew Barrymore fan. To see a movie where she is casted along the likes of Juno, Maybe Bluth, Malory Knox, Eve and that super funny SNL girl. This movie was a throbber just waiting to happen.... That is until I remembered that Juno is also the lil girl from Hard Candy.... Speaking of: The most ironic part of the movie is when Maybe says to Juno she doesn't have the balls to roller derby, apparently Maybe never watched her get down in Hard Candy... 2 things that I could have done without in this movie Best Part: The roller girl names. Worst Part: The roller girl names. [and Jimmy Fallon] Rating: 4 pork swords running |
Meat cake
Every since I gave up being a vegetarian I've been looking for some way to have a some kind of carnivorous coming out party. I've thought of the whole eat this much crap in this much time type gig but that seems more about gluttony than celebrating the consumption of animals.
After stumbling upon Black widow bakery's Meat cake I knew this was something I had to create.. It combines all the celebration of a cake with all the tastiness of meat!
Luckily i have an equally adventurous co-worker who was willing to help me in my endeavor.
Here's our version of the MEAT CAKE
Cool the loaf
We decided to go with a double layered cake. Here is the building process...
After stumbling upon Black widow bakery's Meat cake I knew this was something I had to create.. It combines all the celebration of a cake with all the tastiness of meat!
Luckily i have an equally adventurous co-worker who was willing to help me in my endeavor.
Here's our version of the MEAT CAKE
Start with any type of meatloaf. we stayed close to the widow's recipe [although it was hard to decrypt]
Bake that loaf
Cool the loaf
some time along the way you need to make some icing.. we used mashed potatoes [instant for smooth consistency]. A meatloaf sauce is also a vital part... Not only will it sweeten up the loaf it make a great decoration medium.
We decided to go with a double layered cake. Here is the building process...
Once the cake is leveled, stacked and rounded its time to decorate... Not as easy as you would think...
Now that its put together its time for Nom Nom......
MMMMM Cake.....
Broken Flowers.....
Ever since I watched coffee and ciggaretts I love saying "Bill Murray" the way RZA and GZA do.. I am sure Bill Murray is the reason I put this in my streaming queue.
This movie is great if you want to use your imagination and are OK if the movie doesn't tell the whole story. If you need everything handed to you in a Hollywood media blitz where thinking is optional then this is not the movie for you.
Leaving out the obvious is what makes this dry movie worth watching. Like the awkward relationship that the animal translator has with her receptionist [Nicki from Big Love]. The character names add a nice depth to the coincident rich plot....
Best Part: Eric's [from Entourage] girl friend [not Samoan] full frontal. or Bill Murray rockin the track suit
Worst Part: 2 striped track suits [that would never fly in the Billy]
Rating: 3 "He slimed me" + 1 "That's a fact Jack!"
Crazy Heart...
I was soo stoked to see that Dude Lebowski was playing Johnny-Hank-Merle Cash-Williams-Haggard Jr. I was even more stoked when Dude shows up in a bowling alley dressed as the Cowboy. It was like Big Lebowski goes full circle... My mind began to fantasize of a scene where Sam Elliot begins to narrate how He becomes the Dude and the Dude learns the hard lesson of why you only order sarsaparilla in bowling alleys.
You can imagine the disappointment I had when it quickly turns into a after school special.... [Booo]
Worst part: Predictive story line
Best part: Raven from Cecil B DeMented in bra and panties
Rating: 3 white Russians
You can imagine the disappointment I had when it quickly turns into a after school special.... [Booo]
Worst part: Predictive story line
Best part: Raven from Cecil B DeMented in bra and panties
Rating: 3 white Russians
28 straight
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28 Straight
Don't worry Jim Joyce I'm sure in 25yrs no one will ever remember you as the dude that blew an epic call. Just ask Don Denkinger......
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