Whatever Comes Up Comes Out: June 2010

Meat cake

- 6/24/2010

Every since I gave up being a vegetarian I've been looking for some way to have a some kind of carnivorous coming out party. I've thought of the whole eat this much crap in this much time type gig but that seems more about gluttony than celebrating the consumption of animals.

After stumbling upon Black widow bakery's Meat cake I knew this was something I had to create.. It combines all the celebration of a cake with all the tastiness of meat!

Luckily i have an equally adventurous co-worker who was willing to help me in my endeavor.

Here's our version of the MEAT CAKE

Start with any type of meatloaf. we stayed close to the widow's recipe [although it was hard to decrypt]

Bake that loaf

Cool the loaf

some time along the way you need to make some icing.. we used mashed potatoes [instant for smooth consistency]. A meatloaf sauce is also a vital part... Not only will it sweeten up the loaf it make a great decoration medium.

We decided to go with a double layered cake. Here is the building process...

Once the cake is leveled, stacked and rounded its time to decorate... Not as easy as you would think...

Now that its put together its time for Nom Nom......

MMMMM Cake.....

Legend

- 6/19/2010

Broken Flowers.....

- 6/16/2010

Ever since I watched coffee and ciggaretts I love saying "Bill Murray" the way RZA and GZA do.. I am sure Bill Murray is the reason I put this in my streaming queue.

This movie is great if you want to use your imagination and are OK if the movie doesn't tell the whole story. If you need everything handed to you in a Hollywood media blitz where thinking is optional then this is not the movie for you.

Leaving out the obvious is what makes this dry movie worth watching. Like the awkward relationship that the animal translator has with her receptionist [Nicki from Big Love]. The character names add a nice depth to the coincident rich plot....

Best Part: Eric's [from Entourage] girl friend [not Samoan] full frontal. or Bill Murray rockin the track suit

Worst Part: 2 striped track suits [that would never fly in the Billy]

Rating: 3 "He slimed me" + 1 "That's a fact Jack!"

Shaolin Pizza

- 6/11/2010

Crazy Heart...

- 6/10/2010

I was soo stoked to see that Dude Lebowski was playing Johnny-Hank-Merle Cash-Williams-Haggard Jr. I was even more stoked when Dude shows up in a bowling alley dressed as the Cowboy. It was like Big Lebowski goes full circle... My mind began to fantasize of a scene where Sam Elliot begins to narrate how He becomes the Dude and the Dude learns the hard lesson of why you only order sarsaparilla in bowling alleys.

You can imagine the disappointment I had when it quickly turns into a after school special.... [Booo]

Worst part: Predictive story line

Best part: Raven from Cecil B DeMented in bra and panties

Rating: 3 white Russians