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I was feeling this flick from the very start... I mean Juno in a Zenith t-shirt.. Hell Yeah! At one time Zenith was one of the biggest factories in the Billy, then it move to Mexico, pre-NAFTA...[i digress]

So its no big secret that I'm a huge Drew Barrymore fan. To see a movie where she is casted along the likes of Juno, Maybe Bluth, Malory Knox, Eve and that super funny SNL girl. This movie was a throbber just waiting to happen.... That is until I remembered that Juno is also the lil girl from Hard Candy.... Speaking of: The most ironic part of the movie is when Maybe says to Juno she doesn't have the balls to roller derby, apparently Maybe never watched her get down in Hard Candy...

2 things that I could have done without in this movie
  1) The 15mins they took explaining Roller Derby... Seriously there are rules to Roller Derby??...
  2) Juno's skinny legged pant wearing rocker boyfriend... I get with out drama its just a documentary but WTF is with skinny legged pants? Seriously, where does your junk go in those pants?? I understand on the set you would want a place to conceal your boner but wouldn't it be [no pun] painfully obvious you where chubbed up?... Kids these days...




Best Part: The roller girl names.

Worst Part: The roller girl names. [and Jimmy Fallon]

Rating: 4 pork swords running


 
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