Redifining my "is a douche" rules....

Now I don't always judge a book by its cover.... but there are certain outside appearances that let you know whats on the inside. Like a dark spot on a banana indicates bad spots. One just knows that Ed Hardy gear and tribal tattoos indicate a shallow narcissistic douche soul..
The 12lb bling watch is another good indicator that the wrist sporting it is contaminated by bro-ness  
Same can be said about ambiguous plastic red cup, orange tan, shaved chests and meticulously groomed facial hair...

One Douche Rule that I thought would stand forever is "wears own band shirt to gig" rule.
That is until I see Kerry King and Tom Araya both wearing Slayer shirts to a gig on Jimmy Fallon.
What is the world coming to???.....