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Rants and raves from the belly of the Billy

When Mantis Attack!....

On my way to work today i was followed by a swarm of what looked to be Giant Praying Mantis.
They where everywhere! Attacking cars and pestering those waiting for the bus. I was terrified that they would carry me away to some martian mantis planet where I would have to duel for entertainment and get decapitated after copulation




It wasn't until I got up to 70mph on the highway that they finally left me alone..


 wow what a day....

He also knows the fly spots that gots the champagne

!Concert Alert!

Brother Ali 
Wed, 10/27/10

The Pageant 
St Louis, MO

$20.40

Not even on a B-day

Date: 2010-09-13
Course: Fun Acre
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Notes:
 - Gabbi's Sweet 17
 - Tortoise killed but I slayed the toad
 - 9 & 18 still up....
 - Spotted another Geek keeping score on phone
 - Fun Fun Time

Scorecard e-mailed from Mini Golfer

12/21/2012

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow



And behold a pale pony, his name was Death, and hell followed him
 
2009 T-riz productions